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Dec

Can I Buy You a Drink

A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, May I buy you a drink?

Okay, she said, but it wont do you any good.

A little later, he asks, May I buy you another drink?

Okay, she said again, but it wont do you any good.

He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, Okay, but you know it wont do you any good.

They get to his apartment and he says, You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife.

Oh, well thats different….

she says.

Send her in!

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