Can I Take His Place?

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. So, what is it? grumbled the governor. Judge Garber has just died said the attorney, and I want to take his place. The governor groggily replied: Well, its OK with me if its OK with the undertaker.

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