Two cannibals, wandering around in the desert for days without food, hungry and desolate, all of a sudden, to their delight, they stumble upon a dead human carcass, pristine from any scavenger, so the two cannibals sink their teeth into the dead human flesh, tearing it apart, one starting from the head and one from the toes.

After a few minutes of eating, the guy at the head yells to the cannibal at the bottom, hey, how is it going down there?

The cannibal at the bottom says this is great, Im having a ball.

The guy at the top says slow down and enjoy it, youre eating too damn fast.