Car Accident

A woman and a man get into a car accident, and its a bad one.

Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, So youre a man. Thats interesting. Im a woman… Wow! Just look at our cars. Theres nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days.

The man replied, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!

The woman continued, And look at this – heres another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didnt break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head, opens it and says You take the first drink, then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately chugs half of it, puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The woman asks, Arent you having any?

The man replies, No. I think I will just wait for the police…

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