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May

Car just broke down

A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.

Priest: Sister, I dont think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. Ill sleep on the lounge and you have the bed.

Nun: I think that would be okay.

They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later…

Nun: Father, Im terribly cold.

Priest: Okay, Ill get you a blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes later…

Nun: Father, Im still terribly cold.

Priest: Okay Sister, Ill get you another blanket. (He does)

Ten minutes later…

Nun: Father, Im still terribly cold. I dont think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.

Priest: Youre probably right…get up and get your own blanket.

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