12
Apr

Cards That U Wont Cheer

Hallmark Cards That Never Made It

Im Sorry!
My tire was thumping,
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat!

Get Well Soon
You had your bladder removed,
and youre on the mend.
Heres a bouquet of flowers
And a box of Depends.

Bad Hangover
You totaled your car
And cant remember why.
Could it have been
that case of Bud Dry?

Cheer Up
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be,
But dont fret about it,
She moved in with me!

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