For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our childrens soccer practices. I phoned and explained that my husband had the car again, so I wouldnt be able to take my turn.

A few minutes before she was due to pick up my son, my husband showed up. Since it was too late for me to call and say I could drive after all, I asked my husband to hide the car in the garage and to stay inside. I also explained to my son that he shouldnt mention anything about his fathers whereabouts.

Unfortunately, my husband forgot and was in front of our house chatting with a friend when my carpool partner arrived. When my son returned from practice, I asked him if she had noticed.

Yes, he replied, she asked me which of the two men in front of the house was my father. But dont worry. I told her I didnt know!

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