One day a cat loses its ninth life causes and goes to heaven.

There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat, You lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let me know.

The cat thinks for a moment and says, Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor.

The Lord stops the cat and says, Say no more and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to heaven. Again the Lord them and makes the same offer.

The mice answer, All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms. We are tired of running. Do you think we could fit us with roller skates so we dont have to run anymore?

The Lord says, No problem and suddenly each mouse has a beautiful pair of roller skates.

About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing happily on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes him and asks, How are things since you are here?

The cat slowly stretches out his legs. It’s wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected.” he replies, “And those Meals On Wheels you keep sending by are absolutely brilliant!!!