A little boy walks in on his parents having sex and says, “Oh no! What are you doing?”
His father tells him, “Were playing cards and your mother is my wild card.”
A week after that he walks in on his father masturbating. He says, “Oh my goodness! What are you doing?” His father says, “Im playing cards.” “Wheres your wild card?” the boy asks. His father replies, “Son, you dont need one when youve got a good hand.”