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The meek shall inherit the earth, but only after were done with it.

Far-away talent always seems better than home-developed talent.

Just because you are paranoid doesnt mean they are not out to get you.

Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

The first 90 percent of the task takes 90 percent of the time, the last 10 percent takes the other 90 percent.

Batman is the hero any of us could be, given determination, exercise, and deep psychological trauma. - Chris Jarocha-Ernst

Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible.

Trust everybody…then cut the cards.

Parkinsons Laws: First Law - Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. Second Law - Expenditures rise to meet income. Fourth Law - The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done. Law of Committees - The amount of time spent by a committee on an agenda item is inversely proportional to the cost of the item. Fifth Law - If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it. Sixth Law - Action expands to fill the void created by human failure.