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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Hinds Law Of Computer Programming: 1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete. 2) If a program is useful, it will have to be changed. 3) If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. 4) Any given program will expand to fill all available memory. 5) The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. 6) Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it. 7) Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers cannot write in English.

Never eat prunes when you are famished.

Confusion creates jobs.

Hubbards Law: Dont take life too seriously; you wont get out of it alive.

Hurewitzs Memory Principle: The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to…to… uh…

Dont let your mouth write no check that your tail cant cash. - Bo Diddley

Well worry about that when we get there.

Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.

Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.