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Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Emersons Law of Contrariness: Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can. Having found them, we shall then hate them for it.

The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.

Banaceks Eighteenth Polish Proverb: The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon by the bee.

Advertising Rule: In writing a patent-medicine advertisement, first convince the reader that he has the disease he is reading about; secondly, that it is curable.

Our present business is not to exchange compliments but arguments. - Robert Boyle, 17th century chemist

Be content with what youve got, but be sure youve got plenty.

Hanlons Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Mays Law: The quality of correlation is inversely proportional to the density of control. (The fewer the data points, the smoother the curves.)

Its always darkest just before the lights go out.