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Barkers Proof: Proofreading is more effective after publication.

You get the most of what you need the least.

The more things change, the more they stay insane.

Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average.

Build something foolproof and every fool will use it.

Colvards Logical Premises: All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it wont.

There is no limit to the amount of good that people can accomplish, if they dont care who gets the credit.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy.

The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Free advice costs nothing until you act upon it.