What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?
They both stick their meat in 5 year old buns.
What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?
They both stick their meat in 5 year old buns.
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room?
A: He was choking on a small bone!
A young boy asks his Priest if God is a man or a woman. The Priest decides to tease the boy and answers that God is both. The boy then asks if God is black or white. Again the answer is both. Next question, is God gay or straight. Once more the answer is both. The boy then asks, Father, is Michael Jackson God?
A little kid asks his father, Daddy, is God a man or a woman?
Both son. God is both. After a while the kid comes again and asks, Daddy, is God black or white? Both son, both. The child returns a few minutes later and says, Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?
You are a child of the 80S if:
If you can identify with at least half of this list then you are most certainly
a product of the 80s!
Is there any truth to the rumour that Michael Jackson is to re-release an earlier hit. Its now titled …
It doesnt matter if youre Black THEN White
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson rapes little kids.
1.Come out of the stall with wet hands.
2.Pour water in a constant stream on the floor and say, Darn, I almost made it!
3.Wash you hair and dry it in the hand dryer.
4.Wear papertowels wrapped around your head and pretend youre Erykah Badu.
5.Write on the wall of a womens bathroom Tom was here. In the mens bathroom write Michael Jackson was here.
6.Ask a person in the stall next to you for a tampon.
7.Roll a roll of toilet paper all the way down the row of stalls.
8.For women, stand in front of the toilet.
9.Scream Ohh it burns! as you use the bathroom.
10.Lock the door from the inside, sound frustrated that you cant get out, then crawl under the door, getting as dirty as possible and complain to the manager that the door is faulty.