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What do Britney Spears and a computer have in common?

Their both cheap, white, and plastic….

Well, the trials over, and Michael got off… Whats ironic is that getting off is what got him in trouble in the first place.

yo mama soooo poor she went to the dollar tree and put a $0.99,5 pack of gum on lay-a-way.

why did Micheal Jackson call boys 2 men?

because he thought it was a delivery service

How many Taoists does it take to change a light bulb?

You cannot change a light bulb. By its nature it will go out again

What is Michael Jacksons favorite Theme Park?

Whichever one has the most kids that day.

Q. What is Michael Jacksons bedtime?

A. 6:33 PM… Right when the big hand touches the little hand.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys-2-Men?

A. He thought it was a delivery service.

When Micheal Jacksons ex-girlfriend had his baby, Michael asked, Honey, its been nine months. When can I have sex again?

She said, Damn, Michael… at least let the kid learn how to walk first!

Snoop Doggs so dark that if he was naked at night, you couldnt see him.