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What do Michael Jackson and cavier have in common?

They both come on little white crackers.

What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!

Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzenegger are in an airplane. There are lots of kids on the plane with them.

Suddenly an engine catches fire. The plane is going to crash. Realising this, Arnie and Michael grab the only two parachutes on the plane.



What about the kids? asks Michael



F**k the kids Arnie replies



Michael thinks for a moment and says



Do you think we have time?

Well, the trials over, and Michael got off… Whats ironic is that getting off is what got him in trouble in the first place.

yo mama soooo poor she went to the dollar tree and put a $0.99,5 pack of gum on lay-a-way.

why did Micheal Jackson call boys 2 men?

because he thought it was a delivery service

How many Taoists does it take to change a light bulb?

You cannot change a light bulb. By its nature it will go out again

Q. What is Michael Jacksons bedtime?

A. 6:33 PM… Right when the big hand touches the little hand.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys-2-Men?

A. He thought it was a delivery service.

When Micheal Jacksons ex-girlfriend had his baby, Michael asked, Honey, its been nine months. When can I have sex again?

She said, Damn, Michael… at least let the kid learn how to walk first!