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Archive for the ‘Celebrity’ Category
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Q: Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with, and you carry your groceries in in the other one.
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Q. What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?
A. They both have boys pants half off.
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Q. What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. Why both slap thier meat between 4 year old buns.
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a frog goes into a bank and and wants to get a loan the bank teller says,whats your name? Kermit jagger the frog says.
like mick jagger? she says. yeah hes my dad. well what do you have to give us for security? i have this the frog says and pulls out a pink porceline pig the teller says hold on ill go check this with my boss, so she asks her
boss, whats this? he says well i think its a Knick Knack paddywack give a frog a loan his old mans a rolling stone.
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A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both." The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
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What did Michael Jackson say to the priest when he saw a five year old boy?
Hands off! I saw him first…