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28
Nov

The bosss itinerary

To ensure that you have a good time on your trip to Australia, your team members have planned and developed a special itinerary to fill the time during your leisure hours. Agenda follows:

  • Day 1: The 10 Deadliest Snakes Fall Tour

    You and a guest will be escorted through the outback and provided with the opportunity to handle and examine each of the worlds 10 most deadly snakes.

  • Day 2: The Great White Encounter

    You and your tour guide will take a small boat to the Great Barrier Reef, where you will be able to dive into the chum-laden water and experience the beauty of the Great White shark.

  • Day 3: The Aboriginal Festival of Spears

    You will be the honored guest of a small aboriginal village as they celebrate the subjugation of the aboriginal race by the white man, with free liquor and a special weapons exhibition.

  • Day 4: The Crocodile Dundee Petting Zoo

    You will be able to come up-close and personal with the occasionally harmless saltwater crocodiles of the Australian coast. Lucky audience members are asked to participate in a croc wrestling exhibition.

  • Day 5: Those Marvelous Morays

    This tour will once again return you to the beauty of the Great Barrier Reef, where you will be allowed to hand feed special finger-shaped sausages to the wild eels of Stubby Hand Reef.

We hope you will enjoy your trip!

Your loyal employees.

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28
Nov

For that 100-point headache

Copied from Houston Chronicle Columnist, Jim Barlow.

Department of Unusual Marketing: Johnson & Johnson has a continuing contract with a number of Web sites devoted to the stock market. When the stock market falls by at least 100 points, banner ads for the companys headache remedies appear on the sites.

News Releases I Never Got Around to Finishing: The recent U.S. presidential election left a number of people wondering if their vote really counts. But with GetMusics new music video voting tool, Hot or Not, every vote matters. Launching today on GetMusic.com (www.get-music.com) …

Job Title of the Month: A Build-A-Bear Workshop is a retail chain that allows customers to design their very own stuffed bear. Maxine Clark is Chief Executive Bear.

And speaking of animals, The Youre Probably Not Surprised Award to rapper Snoop Doggs new venture, a porn video called Doggystyle. While the Dogg performs in the video, he keeps his clothes on.

Our Say What? Award to this news release:

Following the introduction of Adobe® After Effects® 5.0, Adobe Systems Incorporated (NASDAQ:ADBE) today announced that it has acquired the plug-in technology from Cycore Cult Effects (TM) and Atomic Power Evolution (TM).

Adobe After Effects 5.0 is the first Adobe software application to incorporate this plug-in technology that is used to create eye-catching visual effects.

And I had to take math and science classes in college. The Chicago-based Institute for International Education offers a course called Deconstructing Contemporary Irish Urban Landscapes. It consists of visiting Irish pubs.

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