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Is that your head or did your neck blow a bubble?

Why do fat people hate rolls?

Because they see enough everday when they look in the mirror!

Youre so poor that you put a Happy Meal from McDonalds on Lay-A-way.

Your house is so dusty the roaches ride around in dune buggies.

If I had a dog as ugly as you, I would shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.

Youre so ugly your mom couldnt tell if it was you or Freddy Krueger at the door.

Youre so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom.

Your so dumb, you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Youre so poor I went to your house and asked where the bathroom was and you said, 4th bottle to the left.

Your brain is so small that if they put it on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB rolling down an eight lane highway.