Old Jokes | New Jokes » Insults http://oldnewjokes.com Almost 40000 Jokes colected just for you ! Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:22:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Ugly http://oldnewjokes.com/ugly-5/ http://oldnewjokes.com/ugly-5/#comments Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:35:32 +0000 admin http://oldnewjokes.com/2008/06/9/ugly-5/ Youre so ugly it makes your grandmother look hot.

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Certainly, sir, thatll be 1 cent.

One penny?! exclaimed the guy.

The barman replied, Yes.

So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?

Certainly sir, replies the bartender, but all that comes to real money.

How much money? inquires the guy.

Four cents, he replies.

Four cents?! exclaims the guy. Wheres the guy who owns this place?

The barman replies, Upstairs with my wife.

The guy says, Whats he doing with your wife?

The bartender replies, Same as what Im doing to his business.

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Because they see enough everday when they look in the mirror!

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