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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris slammed on my finger. Ouch!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Kipper!
Kipper who?
Kipper hands to yourself!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Handsome!
Handsome who?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and Ill tell you more!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Louis!
Louis?
Louisn up!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred the needle if you sew!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Sherbert!
Sherbert who?
Sherbert forest is where Robin Hood lived!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida bought another knocker if I were you!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Darwin!
Darwin who?
Ill be Darwin you open the door!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Fruit!
Fruit who?
Fruit of the loom!