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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Minerva!
Minerva who?
Minerva-s wreck from all these questions!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Bette-lou!
Bette-lou who?
Betty-lou a few pounds!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Darwin!
Darwin who?
Ill be Darwin you open the door!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Handel!
Handel who?
Handel with care!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Sid!
Sid who!
Sid down and have a cup of tea!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Raymond!
Raymond who?
Raymond me way to buy some sweets!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Diploma!
Diploma who?
Diploma to fix the leak!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Wilma!
Wilma who?
Wilma lunch be ready soon?

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Utah!
Utah who?
Utah told me to knock!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Cash!
Cash who?
I knew you were nuts!