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Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?
A: Drool.

Q: What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.

Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?
A: A new age song.

Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?
A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?
A: Shoot one.

Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?
A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

Q: Whats the definition of a minor second?
A: Two flutes playing a unison.

Trombone: a slide whistle with delusions of granduer.

Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn wouldve done it.