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21
Nov

If you think there is

If you think there is good in everybody,
you havent met everybody.

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19
Nov

For the man who has

For the man who has everything. . .
A calendar to remind
him when his payments are due.

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19
Nov

You have to take the

You have to take the bad with the worst.

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18
Nov

A closed mouth gathers no

A closed mouth gathers no foot in the ass.

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11
Nov

MOP AND GLOW - Floor

MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.

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11
Nov

Parsley and pubic hair

What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?

You have to move them both aside before you eat

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10
Nov

I wanted to go the

I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous
meeting, but they wouldnt tell me
where it was.

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07
Nov

If nothing ever sticks to

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

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02
Nov

A Smith & Wesson beats

A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.

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02
Nov

BREAKFAST.COM Halted… Cereal Port Not

BREAKFAST.COM Halted… Cereal Port Not Responding

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