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18
Mar

You will be cursed: all

You will be cursed: all your children will look like you.

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16
Mar

If everything seems to be

If everything seems to be going right,

youve obviously overlooked something.

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16
Mar

Save Water – Take a

Save Water – Take a bath with your neighbors daughter

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13
Mar

Mind over matter… if you

Mind over matter… if you dont mind it doesnt matter.

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12
Mar

He who laughs, lasts.

He who laughs, lasts.

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11
Mar

If you tied buttered toast

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height,
what would happen?

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09
Mar

Whenever I feel like exercise,

Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.

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08
Mar

Its not the fall that

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07
Mar

Why is the third hand

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

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05
Mar

A nose by any other

A nose by any other name would smell as sweet.

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