The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.
The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!
The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
A natural instinct of the human mind; when A sees B in
distress, his conscience always urges him to entreat C to help him.
A variety of meat.
Rarely served as it clearly
crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of
dead cow.
Network – Scoopn up a big fish before it breaks the line.
Online – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.
Rom – Where the pope lives.