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Weve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.

GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, Youre next.

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Takes advantage of every opportunity to progress: Buys drinks for superiors.

Takes pride in work: Conceited.

Unlimited potential: Will stick with us until retirement.

Hugh Hefners phone book.

Parasites par-uh-sites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist farm-uh-sist: A helper on the farm.

Polarize po-lur-ize: What penguins see with.

How turtles make love.

The ability to eat only one peanut.

A discussion that occurs when youre right, but he just hasnt
realized it yet.

A Thailor at Thea.

Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

A tax on people who are bad at math.