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Someone you hire to clean out the icebox.

Arbitrator ar-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arbys to work at McDonalds.

Avoidable uh-voy-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney uh-lo-nee: Where some hemlines fall.

One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

Able to whine in words.

Windows: What to shut when its below 15 below.

Screen: What cha need for the black fly season.

Byte: Thats what the flies do.

Thick, black, bitter coffee, traditionally served in
tiny cups at gunpoint.

A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

The candy with flavour and charm.