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Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was illegitiment because she couldnt read

Yo mama is like a Hardware Store… 5 cents a screw.

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVDs and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

Yo Mamas so fat, they had to change, One Size Fits All, to One Size Fits Most!

Yo mama so fat I can stand on her belly and high-five God…

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she hears its chilly outside so she gets a bowl