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Yo mama is so poor that when u stepped on the cigarette she said hey, who turned off the heat?

Yo mama is so fat that when she wears and orange dress bungee jumping people think the sun is falling.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to jump in the ocean the ocean jump out and said, No way! Theres not enough room for us both!

yo mama so fat when she stepped on the bathroom scales it said to be continued….

Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

Yo mama so tall she bumped her head on the Pearly Gates.

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said Moving.

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.