What is a cat? – Cats do what they want.
– They rarely listen to you.
– They are totally unpredictable.
– When you want to play, they want to be alone.
– When you want to be alone, they want to play.
– They expect you to cater to their every whim.
– They are moody.
– They leave hair everywhere.
– They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats.

What is a dog?

– Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most
comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
– They can hear a package of food opening half a
block away, but they dont hear you when you
are in the same room.
– They growl when they are not happy.
– When you want to play, they want to play.
– When you want to be alone, they want to play.
– They are great at begging.
– They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
– They leave their toys everywhere.
– They do disgusting things with their mouths
and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats.