An article appeared in the Denver Rocky Mountain News today:

When President Clinton heard there were 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado, he immediately ordered Interior Secretary Bruce Babbitt to fire half of them.

Pat Schroeder, Congresswoman from Colorado stepped to request that the cattle guards should receive six months of retraining.

Newspaper people in the state swear this is all true!

We KNOW this is bunk! Cattle Guards have a union!