The lovers passionately embraced on her bed, their bodies
fused together as they gyrated to their own tattoo.
The woman cocked her ear, Quick! My husbands coming
through the front door! Hide in the bathroom! she cried.

The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under
the bed and as she turned back, her husband came through
the bedroom door.

What are you doing lying on the bed naked? he asked.

Darling, I heard you coming up the drive and got ready to
receive you. she replied with a knowing smile.

Great, he said, Ill just nip into the bathroom and
Ill be with you in two shakes.

Before she could stop him, he was into the bathroom where
he found a man clapping his hands together in mid-air.

Who the devil are you! the husband demanded.

Im from the exterminator company. Your wife called me in
to get rid of these pesky moths, the lover replied.

But..but youve got no clothes on? stammered the husband.

The lover looked down and jumped backwards in surprise and
said, The little bastards!