These are responses you may use when caught slepping on the job:

They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me.

Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!

I wasnt sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.

I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress.

Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

The coffee machine is broken…

Someone mustve put decaf in the wrong pot…

… in Jesus name. Amen.