10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.



9. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.



8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!



7. I wasnt sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.



6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.



5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?



4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.



3. The coffee machine is broken…



2. Someone mustve put decaf in the wrong pot.



1. … in Jesus name. Amen.