A couple are nearing their 50th wedding anniversary.

The husband calls his son in a distant city and tells him that they are getting a divorce.

Don’t do that! shouts the son. Do nothing until I get there.

The son then calls his sister in yet another city. She calls her father.

Don’t get a divorce! she cries. Do nothing until I get there.

The old father hangs up and says to mother, Well, they didn’t come for Pesach and they didn’t come for Rosh Hashana, but I got them to come for our 50th anniversary.