20
Jul

Centre for disease control

A fellow picks a woman up in a bar and takes her home.

When he takes off his shoes and socks, it is apparent that his toes
have had something dreadful happen to them.. Eeek! says she.
Oh, I used to have toe-lio, says he. You mean polio? No,
toe-lio. So they continue.

When he takes off his pants, his knees look like they have been beaten
with sledge hammers. Eeek! says she. Oh, I used to have the
knee-sles, says he. You mean measles? No, knee-sles. Still
undaunted, they continue.

When he takes off his underpants, she laughs and says, Dont tell
me! Small-cocks!

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