24
Sep

Charge By The Inch

Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beginning to display an ugly side.

An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her, Hey ! How about it babe ? You and me ?

As she got up to move, he said loudly, Honey, you sure look like you could use the money, but I dont have an extra two dollars.

She looked back and replied just as loudly, What makes you think I charge by the inch ?

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