Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him. She looked vaguely familiar, but he couldnt quite place her.

Hi, Joe, she said. I havent seen you in a long time.

Joe was puzzled. Charlie, is that you? What are you doing dressed up like a woman?

Well, Joe. Its a long story, but the bottom line is that I always felt like a woman trapped in a mans body, so I finally decided to do something about it. After a number of operations, I am now a woman.

Joe was initially shocked, but after admiring Charlies breasts, he said, Damn, Charlie, I bet it was pretty painful to have those implants put in.

Yeah, but that wasnt the most painful part.

Joes gaze lowered, and he got a sick feeling in his stomach. Oh shit. You mean you had your penis and testicles cut off? I bet that was awful.

Yes, that was pretty painful, but that wasnt the worst part.

I dont believe it, Charlie. What could possibly be worse than that?

The final operation was the worst.

That was when they did a craniotomy and took out half of my brain!