Chastity Belt

All the knights of the kingdom were leaving for the Crusade. One knight told his trusted servant, My bride is the most beautiful woman in the country and incredible in bed. If I die, I do not want such beauty and sexual talent to be wasted. I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to be used if I do not return from my journeys.The knights had only gone a short distance when they heard a horse charging up behind them. Thinking it might be an important message, the knights halted. The horseman who approached was the knights servant. Out of breath, he gasped, Hey! You gave me the wrong key!

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