Children Advice on Life

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
– Rocky, age 9

Sleep in your clothes so youll be dressed in the morning.
– Stephanie, age 8

Dont flush the john when your dads in the shower.
– Lamar, age 10

Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes.
– Carrol, age 9

Never bug a pregnant mom.
– Nicholas, age 11

Dont ever be too full for dessert.
– Kelly, age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? dont answer him.
– Heather, age 16

Never tell your mom her diets not working.
– Michael, age 14

Dont pick on your sister when shes holding a baseball bat.
– Joel, age 12

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when shes on the phone.
– Alyesha, age 13

Never try to baptize a cat.
– Laura, age 13

Never spit when on a roller coaster.
– Scott, age 11

Never do pranks at a police station.
– Sam, age 10

Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like its moving.
– Rob, age 10

Never tell your little brother that youre not going to do what your mom told you to do.
– Hank, age 12

Remember youre never too old to hold your fathers hand.
– Molly, age 11

Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
– Chelsey, age 7

Stay away from prunes.
– Randy, age 9

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
– Phillip, age 13

Forget the cake, go for the icing.
– Cynthia, age 8

Remember the two places you are always welcome – church and Grandmas house.
– Joanne, age 11

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
– Matthew, age 12

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