05
Apr

Christmas Cookie Dough

Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Christmas. And every Christmas Eve they would make a big bowl of cookie dough so they could make cookies on Christmas Day. And every time, the next morning the cookie dough would be gone. The grandma could never catch them, so this year she put metal bbs in the cookie dough. The next morning, the cookie dough was gone and soon Suzy came running downstairs.Grandma, I went to the bathroom to pee and bbs came out."Suzy," Grandma said. "I know youve been eating cookie dough. Sit down." Then Jill came down and said Grandma, I went poo and there was bbs in it. "Jill, I know youve been eating cookie dough. Sit down." About five minutes later little Billy came.Grandma something terrible has happenend, I was jerking off in the garage and I shot the cat!

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