Christmas Parrot

A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend for Christmas, so he goes to a pet shop…

Hello, I was thinking of buying a pet for my girlfriend.

You came to the right place. How about a parrot?

I dont know, I was thinking of a more romantic animal.

It is not just a parrot. It is a singing parrot. He sings three different Christmas songs. LEt me show you.

The pet shop worker raises the parrots right foot and lights a match under it. The parrot sings, We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish.. The match is then removed. He then lights a match under the left foot. Dashing through the snow in a one horse opeen sleigh… The match is then removed.

The man enthusiastically says, Thats really neat. Let me hear the third song.

The pet shop worker then puts a lit match between the parrots legs. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..

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