24
Apr

Christmas Party

At a Christmas party in Melbourne last year the staff decided to pull a joke on their boss who had a habit of playing serious practical jokes on everyone else. When he went to the toilet, they went through his wallet and found his Tats Lotto ticket. Then, they wrote down his numbers and called over the waitress to set up a little prank.

She came back half an hour later and asked if anyone wanted to know the nights Lotto numbers, then proceeded to read them out loud before setting the numbers on the table.



The boss looked at the numbers, then casually pulled out his wallet and compared them. He became really silent, put his wallet back in his jacket and sat down again breathing really rapidly, and looking totally blown away.



After a couple of minutes he pulled out his wallet and Lotto ticket again, and checked the numbers, very carefully.



Then, he sculled his drink, stood up on his chair and shouted out to the whole room, I just want to let you all know something. Ive been having an affair with my secretary for months. I dont like any of you, and I have hated working for this company. You can all go to Hell, cos Ive just won a shit-load of money, and Im leaving!



End of job. End of marriage. End of story.

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