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CIA Assassin

There was an opening with the CIA as an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and theres a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to three men but only one position was available.

So the day came for the final test to see which man would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances, they explained.
Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her.

The man got a shocked look on his face and said,
You cant be serious! I could never shoot my own wife.

Well, says the CIA man, youre definitely not the right man for the job then.

So they bring the second man to the same door and hand him a gun.
We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances, they explained to the second man.
Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her’

The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes, and then the door opened and the man came out with tears in his eyes.

I tried to shoot her but I just couldnt pull the trigger and shoot my own wife. I guess Im not the right man for the job.

No, the CIA man replied, you dont have what it takes. Take your wife and get the hell home.

Now the CIA are down to one man left to test. Again they lead him to the same door of the same room and give him the same gun.
We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances. This is your final test. Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair, take this gun and kill her.

The third man took the gun and opened the door and before the door had even closed all the way, the CIA heard the gun start firing, one shot after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes, and then all went quiet. The door opened slowly, and there stood the third man. He wiped the sweat from his brow and said,

You guys didnt tell me the gun was loaded with f***ing blanks. I had to beat the bitch to death with the chair.

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