07
Nov

City of Los Angeles High School Vocabulary Primer

More commonly known as gangsta lingo

Afford
I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but then had to settle for afford.

Anus
The policeman told me and my friend Jerome they be looking for the two guys
that held up the liquor store and we said – anus.

Assert
On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady dont smell
liquor on my breath.

Baghdad
I always wondered what was in the Baghdad use to drink out of when he was
sitting on the front porch.

Battery
The coach told my cousin Reggie he better start swinging the battery wont
be in the line up tomorrow.

Beware
I asked the man at the employment office, is this beware I find be a job?

Button
My girlfriend Juanita bought some leopard skin stretch pants. I said girl,
you wont get you button em.

Catacomb
I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight and sat next to Don King: man,
someone oughta get that catacomb.

Clothesline
When I came home late again, I found my clothesline on the porch.

Coatroom
The judge said, one more outburst like that and Ill have the bailiff clear
the coatroom.

Connoisseur
I says to my friend Ramone, man you really stink today, what connoisseur did
you crawl out of?

Copulate
I called 911 and an hour later when they showed up, I said copulate.

Data
At my basketball game the other night, I score a triple double and my coach
said data boy Darnell.

Decide
My favorite girls are Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to keep a couple on
decide.

Derange
Derange is where the deer and the antelope play.

Dimension
A lot of you ladies been calling in wondering what Darnell look like. Well,
hes tall, dark, handsome, not dimension hung like a horse.

Disappointment
My parole officer told me, if I miss disappointment, hes going to send me
back to the big house.

Fascinate
My sister Wolanda bought a sweater with ten buttons on it, but her tits are
so big, she can only fascinate.

Foreclose
If I dont pay my alimony this month, Ill have more money foreclose.

Formaldehyde
The police came to my door looking for my cousin Melvin. I told them there
aint no place formaldehyde in the house, it be too small.

Fortify
I asked this bitch down on 6 Mile – How much? She said fortify dollars,
honey.

Homo
The bitch Im living with called me at the bar the other night. She said
Darnell, honey, are you coming homo what?

Honor
At our rape trial the judge asked my buddy Jarvis, who be honor?

Horde
My mama always did have a bad reputation cause she horde around in her
school.

Income
My girlfriend and I just got into bed, when income my wife.

July
After the trial, my mama asked me, did you tell the truth or July?

Letter
The ugly bitch downstairs came knocking on Darnells door the other night
and I wouldnt letter in.

Manual
I told my buddy Tyrone, manual get yourself in trouble if you keep messing
with that hoe.

Menstruate
With the fashions today you cant keep the women and menstruate.

Odyssey
When I got back from the Windsor Ballet, I told my friends, you odyssey the
tits on that babe.

Oral
My friend Sebastian said, give me 25 cents oral blow your head off.

Oreo
I told my friend, Alonzo, if he wanted my sister, he could pay me 50 bucks
now oreo me 100 bucks on Friday.

Orgasm
I asked my cousin Dexter about the death penalty in his state. I asked if
they electrocute em, hand, orgasm.

Penis
I saw my parole officer the other day and he handed me a little paper cup
and said, here penis.

Polyp
On my way home from the Pistons game the other night, I was involved in a
five-car polyp on I-75.

Rectum
I had two Cadillacs, but my girlfriend rectum both.

Seldom
I had two extra tickets to the basketball game the other night, so I seldom
to my friend.

Semen
I never did know who my papa was cause my mama semen left and right.

Sodomy
When I go out at night, I like to have a bitch on one sodomy and another
bitch on the other sodomy.

Stain
My sister and brother-in-law stopped by the other day, so I asked them, you
plannin on stain?

Undermine
Theres a fine looking bitch living in the apartment right undermine.

Urinal
After the police broke down my front door last night, they said, Darnell,
urinal lot of trouble.

Widen
When my girlfriend, Larina, told me she was pregnant I said, widen you tell
me you didnt use no birth control?

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