A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds.
As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder.

He reached a cloud, upon which was sitting a rather plump and very ugly woman.

Screw me or climb the ladder to success, she said.

No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this
cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye.

Screw me hard or climb the ladder to success, she said.

Well, thought the man, might as well carry on.

On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was quite
attractive.

Screw me now or climb the ladder to success, she fluttered.

As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that
this was getting better the further he went. On the next cloud was an absolute
beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot.

Fuck me or climb the ladder to success, she flirted.

Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to
climb again. When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400-pound ugly man,
armpit hair showing, flies buzzing around his head.

Who are you? the man asked.

Hello, said the ugly fat man said, my name is Cess!