One day, President Clinton is with his body gaurd Bubba (Big black body gaurd), and they both go into a public bathroom to take a leak.

The President looks over and notices the size of Bubbas cock and asks him how he gets it so big!

So Bubba says that ever night he hits it against the bed post 12 times before he goes to bed. President Clinton cant believe this works, but Bubba assures him it will.

So that night, Hillary is sleeping soundly, and Bill goes up to the bed post and starts wacking it vigorously against the bed post.

Then Hillary wakes up and says Is that you Bubba?