Clinton, Dole, and Perot are on a long flight in Air Force One. Perot pulls out a $100 bill and says Im going to throw this $100 bill out and make someone down below happy.
Dole, not wanting to be outdone, says, If that was my $100 bill, I would split it into 2 $50 bills and make two people down below happy.
Of course Clinton doesnt want these two candidates to outdo him, so he pipes in, I would instead take 100 $1 bills and throw them out to make 100 people just a little happier.
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and cant stand it anymore, comes out and says, I think Ill throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy.