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The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off they spin to the Land of OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.



WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?



Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly:

I had a terrible time with Iran, so Ive come for some courage.



No problem says the Wizard, WHO IS NEXT?

Ronald Reagan steps forward, Well.., Well.., Well.., I need a brain.

Done says the Wizard.



Who comes next before the Great Wizard?

Up steps George Bush sadly, Im told by the American people that I

need a heart.



Ive heard its true says the Wizard. Consider it done.



Then there is a great silence.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesnt say a word.



Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY!?



And Willie replies - Is Dorothy around?