Q: Whats the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?

A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.



Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton?

A: The President after Bush.



Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?

A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the White House, the other is a chocolate Lab.



Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?

A: Dont hit your head on the desk.



Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on Presidents day?

A: All pants half off.



Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and the Buffalo Bills have in common?

A: They both blew the big one several times.



Q: What was the first thing Monica saw in government?

A: The Executive Branch.



Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and soda pop machines have in common?

A: They both have slots which say Insert Bill here.