Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhere else.



When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied, I dont know. I never had one.



Clintons mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.



The American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as Walking Eagle because he is so full of shit that he cant fly.



Clinton is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly, and Moe!



President Clinton confounded critics when his job approval rating went up to 69%. Its no secret why most Americans love him. Hes the only person on TV whos not talking about Monica Lewinsky.