Yo mamas like a hockey puck, she gets passed around to all the players.

Yo mama is so stupid that when you were born you came out butt first and your mama said, Oh look! twins!

Your momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store, and starved.

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!

Yo mamas so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like shes wearing a fat necklace !!

Yo Mamas so fat, every time she goes outside wearing her yellow rain coat, everyone goes, Look, its the Magic School Bus!

Yo Mamas so hairy every time she steps outside, everyone goes, Look, its King Kong!!!!

yo mamas o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued….

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming, people think shes an oil spill.

yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo Mamas so fat she sank the Titanic!

Yo mamas so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo mamas house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

yo mamas like a fairground ride….everyone gets a go.

yo mama is so scary she walked into a ghost house and got a job

Yo mama so dumb she thought a big mac was a fat pimp

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace wants to push her back in the sea!

yo mama is so fat, when she went to sea world, everyone paid to see her, not the whales

Yo momma couldnt integrate a nested trig function, even if you let her use a computer

Yo mama is so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws

When she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals.

She thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Yo mamas so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mamas so stupid she cant pass a blood test.

Yo mamas so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.

Yo mamas so fat she was baptized in Sea World.