Yo mama so fat that when she walked into a zoo elephants throw peanuts at her.

Yo mama is so ugly she went to a beauty parlor and it took 3 hours.. for an estimate.

Yo mama is so bald, you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama is soooo ugly, when she was young, she was fed with a slingshot…

Yo mamma so fat when she sat around the house, she sat around the house…

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow, skittles fell out…

Yo mama is so poor you cant kill the roaches in yo house cause they pay half the rent.

Yo mamma so hairy that bigfoot took a picture of her…

Yo mamma so fat shes on both sides of the family!

Yo moma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Ya mama is so poor she cant afford to pay attention…

Yo mamas so fat that she has to stop to weigh between state lines!

Yo mama is so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phone book…

Yo mamas so fat she has to use a boomerrang to get her belt on…

Yo mama is so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game

Yo mamas so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

You Mama is like a Doorknob, everybody gets a turn…

Yo mama so stupid she thought Boyz2Men was a Daycare center.

Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I wear,and I said GUESS, she said Levis.

Yo mama so stupid she send me a Fax with a stamp on it.

Yo mama is so fat, she puts on lip stick witha paint roller!

Yo Moma is so ugly she needs 2 tickets when she goes to the zoo. 1 to get in and 1 to get back out!

Yo mamas so fat underneath the picture on her drivers liscence it says picture continued on other side…